I’ve got a lot of “heroes.” Houston’s John “Adult Quest Magazine” Gray is one of my heroes. He’s willing to stand up and be counted, especially when it comes to defending the rights of his readers to access adult entertainment and personal freedoms. He’s a super...

When one sees Carrie Moon either on the Web or, especially, in person, one can be forgiven for having… impure thoughts. With her 40DDD breasts, shapely body and long brown hair, Carrie is a natural choice for anyone’s fantasy list. But hold the phone: The star of numerous...

For the last five or six years, I’ve worried about free speech in Houston and elsewhere, because of the way some politicians have proposed/erected roadblocks in the form of intrusive legislation against adult entertainment. It has certainly seemed one-sided, hypocritical, and...

When the urinal cakes started talking to me, I knew the party was officially over. I can’t remember whether they started talking dirty before or after I dropped off Dale the Nail at his temporary resting place, but I know it was before I returned Michelle, my vamped out trans...

On May 19, the United States Supreme Court issued its opinion in United States v. Michael Williams, a case involving the government’s efforts to suppress child pornography. The Defendant in the case had indeed possessed and disseminated child pornography, and he was...

Houston has suffered hurricanes and, like other parts of America, has had to endure some hypocrite politicians who too often initiate intrusive legislation to curtail citizen freedoms and their right to free speech and access to Adult Entertainment. Admittedly, not every citizen...

What the hell is up with Hollywood these days? It seems like half of the mainstream female performers dress like porn stars, another quarter of them attempt it, and a final quarter either honestly doesn’t care or are smart enough to not even try. I’m a live and let live kinda...

Lots of females seem to do it together, be it in Houston, San Diego, New York, or elsewhere. No, I’m not referring to texting or going to restaurant/public/club/mall/etc. restrooms with each other so they can have someone to chat with while they’re urinating or...

Coeds! It’s that time of year when college coeds are enjoying their Spring Break. Today, the beaches of San Diego were overflowing with happy coeds in skimpy swim attire stretched out on beach towels working on their Sun Goddess tans. What a beautiful bunch of future...

I’ve got to rant a bit. I can’t help it. Sorry! Here’s by bitch: 2008 political campaigning is smothering me, just like it might be bugging you, too. If I get one more political phone call, I’m going to become more of an old bastard than I already am, and...