By Sasha McTush and Kristoff Bichens Special To YNOT LOS ANGELES – If anyone still has doubts concerning the uselessness of prayer or the abject folly of religious faith, recent natural disasters, ongoing issues with rampant disease and the general lack of consequence experienced...

WELLINGTON, New Zealand – Representatives of the Asia-Pacific Amateur Championship (APAC) staunchly denied releasing a statement about racial inequality in the adult film industry, despite published reports attributing the comments to the golf tournament earlier this week. “While...

By Prudence Beecher Special to YNOT CUPERTINO, Calif. – For my money, there’s nothing more upsetting than searching for something innocuous, like roosters of uncommon size, and being confronted with images of engorged penises simply because I chose to express what I was looking...

By Francis Phelan Special to YNOT NEW YORK – Back in June, when the city of New York first started filtering the online content available via its free Wi-Fi kiosks, I penned a reasonable, rational plea for sanity, asking officials and residents of the city to simply ignore those...

SAN DIEGO – In a paper published last month in the journal Behavioral Sciences, physicians working for the U.S. Navy reported a massive increase in erectile dysfunction among young servicemen. The Navy doctors hypothesized the increase is directly connected to internet porn use....

LOS ANGELES – EwePronz, the web’s 137th most popular destination for unlimited, high-quality, free, high-definition porn, is joining in on the immense excitement of National Book Month, ranking fans’ 20 most popular female characters from the world of literature. To come up...

SANTA FE, N.M. – An independent erotic filmmaker has moved to address what she calls a “stunning lack of diversity” in the political porn parody genre, creating what is believed to be the first third-party political porn parody since the 1992 release Deep Inside Ross Perot....

METROPOLIS – In response to the porn industry’s reported intent to stop depicting one of his Justice League peers, a clearly bitter Superman said the smut business should show him the same courtesy. “I’ve been reading articles this week about the porn industry’s plan to stop...

LAS VEGAS – With its landmark 5,750th day of continuous existence just around the corner, the backers of the Free Porn Millennium (FPM) promotion say all 37,481 FPM sites will continue to provide free porn on demand to mark the occasion. “We thought about doing something...

MONTREAL – In the wake of the revelation nearly 800,000 user accounts for popular porn tube site SmutNucleus have been compromised, this morning users of the site’s forum section found themselves retroactively questioning their own judgment. “Anybodies can watch videos on this...