OAK BROOK, Ill. – Famous for its child-protective policy of serving enormous lumps of meat-like substances smothered in healthy, fat-fortified, cheese-like substances, the McDonald’s Corporation has again demonstrated its ongoing commitment to the wellbeing of consumers by adding...

NEW YORK – In response to a recent video in which various porn stars revealed which historical figures they’d like to fuck, several significant authors, politicians and scientists released statements today through respected necromancer Edward Johns, giving their perspective on...

CANOGA PARK, Calif. – In the latest installment of its “Ask A Smut-Star” Q&T&A series, adult entertainment studio Oak Missile asked a handful of male porn performers what they really think about “facials,” the variety of ejaculatory “money shot” in which the male...

WASHINGTON – With election season approaching, the entire country is getting ready to vote – not only to indicate which pathologically lying egomaniac we prefer to have occupying the White House for the next four years, but on all sorts of important ballot measures and...

By Karen Komly Special to YNOT SAN DIEGO – As you may have read, at a recent gathering of Mensa in San Diego, a number of porn performers like myself were invited to “rub shoulders” with the big-brained membership of the high IQ society. The term used in the invitation is one I...

SAN FRANCISCO – When Joe Ruffalo first started watching porn in the early 1970s, the act required far more commitment than it does today. One couldn’t simply fire up a web browser and surf free videos to his heart’s content. Depending on where a guy lived, his town might not have...

By Kenton Blare Special to YNOT SYRACUSE, N.Y. – I guess I must not be famous enough, because I swear to god I’m the only person who has been humiliated on the internet in a porn-related story gone viral to whom nobody in the adult entertainment industry has subsequently offered...

Today in the United States my fellow citizens are celebrating Independence Day.  For those who didn’t pay attention in school, or who just aren’t all that familiar with American holidays, Independence Day commemorates the adoption of the Declaration of Independence, a document...

LOS ANGELES – When on the campaign trail, politicians make a lot of promises. Sometimes, they promise they will not raise taxes, telling us to “read their lips” to provide emphasis concerning how very serious they are about not doing something we already know they inevitably,...

By Kaye White Special to YNOT LOS ANGELES – As a straight woman who’s a big fan of gay porn, nothing gets me hotter than the fantasy of two heterosexual men deciding to experiment with gay sex after a night of drinking cheap beer, watching violent sports and talking about which...