By Elmer Andrew Special to YNOT NOGALES, Ariz. – If you’re a Gizmodo reader, you might have seen a recent article mocking a brave member of the U.S. Border Patrol (USBP) over watching porn at work and subsequently blaming his inappropriate access of adult websites on the...

NEW YORK – When you think about New York Fashion Week, you probably don’t think of porn. Yet, porn is exactly what the assembled fashionistas were treated to when Cloak By Mail (CBM) sent its “subversively awesome street threads” down the runway earlier this month to represent...

HOBART, Okla. – According to a new study conducted by sociologists from the University of Oklahoma-Hobart (UOKH), watching pornography together does not make married couples hate each other less and may even encourage them to divorce. The UOKH researchers analyzed data collected...

By Mick Masnike Special to YNOT REDWOOD CITY, Calif. – How many times has this happened to you: You’re surfing links on ThePirateBay, just looking for a decent, currently-in-theaters movie to watch without having to line the pockets of some (probably racist) Hollywood movie mogul...

By Dewey Truman Special to YNOT EL CENTRO, Calif. – According to a partial section of a British newspaper found on the floor in a convenience store restroom, Google searches for the term “porn” are to blame for a recently filed celebrity divorce. “The break up… Google… Ms....

WOODLAND HILLS, Calif. – In yet another timely and topical entry in its “Ask A Porn Star” series, adult entertainment studio Oak Missile probes the touchy subject of police misconduct, asking performers “What is the Strangest Police Interaction You’ve Had?” Now you can hear all...

By Sasha McTush and Kristoff Bichens Special To YNOT LOS ANGELES – If anyone still has doubts concerning the uselessness of prayer or the abject folly of religious faith, recent natural disasters, ongoing issues with rampant disease and the general lack of consequence experienced...

WELLINGTON, New Zealand – Representatives of the Asia-Pacific Amateur Championship (APAC) staunchly denied releasing a statement about racial inequality in the adult film industry, despite published reports attributing the comments to the golf tournament earlier this week. “While...

By Prudence Beecher Special to YNOT CUPERTINO, Calif. – For my money, there’s nothing more upsetting than searching for something innocuous, like roosters of uncommon size, and being confronted with images of engorged penises simply because I chose to express what I was looking...

By Francis Phelan Special to YNOT NEW YORK – Back in June, when the city of New York first started filtering the online content available via its free Wi-Fi kiosks, I penned a reasonable, rational plea for sanity, asking officials and residents of the city to simply ignore those...