HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – When I say the words “classic matchup,” certain pairings just come flooding to mind. Bird vs Magic. Arsenal vs Tottenham. Abe Lincoln vs Vampires. And of course, courtesy of Hentaied PRO, genetically modified assassin vs super parasite. That’s right – the...

LAS VEGAS, Nev. – Multi-award-winning adult performer, director and filmmaker Brittany Andrews sets out to again prove her anal bona fides in the appropriately titled “My Ass Is Insatiable,” a new scene from LetsDoeIt pairing her with rough and ready cock=slinger Vince Karter....

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – The last time I was in a room with multiple doctors, they were all standing around looking at an X-ray film, arguing about the extent and severity of an injury to my ankle. The consensus, broadly speaking, was that my ankle was – if I may use a bit of highly...

LOS ANGELES, Calif. – Elegant Angel has released a new sci-fi feature, Breakthrough, by asking and answering a rhetorical question: “What happens when your marriage counselor and a mad scientist introduce two robots into your marriage? We all know how that old chestnut...

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – Multiple award-winning adult performer and Naked News guest anchor Texas Patti co-stars in the latest feature from Digital Playground, The Last Resort, inspired by HBO’s hit series, The White Lotus. (True story aside: in the long-ago days of the 1980s, my high...

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – Last May, all-natural blonde spinner Dez Hansen made her Nookies debut, a debut during which “Nookies members fell in love with her Southern accent, big brown doe eyes, and charm,” the site’s reps report. Now she’s back by popular demand, making her return to...

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – I’m rapidly approaching my life’s “old as dirt” phase, so I suppose it should come as no surprise that times have changed since I was a youngster – and so have moms, if the “My Friend’s Hot Mom” scene in which Sofie Marie makes her return to Naughty America is...

LAS VEGAS, Nev. – In a roundabout way, Team Skeet has helped answer through a porn parody a question that has been plaguing me since I first saw the newest Verizon ad campaign: Why is Lindsay Lohan on my television screen? It turns out Lohan is starring in Freakier Friday, a...

LOS ANGELES, Calif. – Connie Perignon (no relation to Dom, I’m pretty sure) has made her Deeper debut, in a scene her publicity reps at The Rub PR said “is already being called a masterpiece.” Directed by the W.C. Walker, Connie’s reps said the new scene “Bare Witness” is...

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – There are some basic rules in the Hentaied Universe and Vampired, the latest site to be added to that universe. First, if someone is acting strangely, don’t let them get close enough to pass you an alien parasite. Second, if someone doesn’t have a reflection...