HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – As it turns out, when I used to get bullied in middle school, the answer might have been to suck my bully’s cock! Although, if I’m being honest here, that approach might not have worked as well for me as it did for Violet Voss in her new scene for Naughty...

LAS VEGAS, Nev. – Offhand, the title Buttman Goes to Meanworld sounds like a release in which legendary adult film director John Stagliano documents his trip to a highly unusual theme park, possibly one in which the park attendants and employees dress in leather and beat...

GOLD COAST, Australia – It’s OK, Coco; I’m a middle-aged man and I don’t know anything about cars, either. But, unlike Coco Bae, I don’t have a new OFTV Channel to announce, nor do I look anywhere near as good in a bikini. What am I rambling about? On many days, I’d have to...

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – I’ll be honest here: Before Jade Greene made her way into the adult industry, I didn’t know hockey teams had cheerleaders. This is one of the many, many things I didn’t (and still don’t) know about hockey, a list which also includes how “icing” works, what is...

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – Car washes, truth be told, are not the most compelling experiences, at least outside the world of cinema – and adult cinema, in particular. In porn movies, car washes often involve steps that my real-world experience lack, like watching Leilani Li strut her...

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – There are worse ways to spend your time sandwiched between petite blonde beauty Lilly Bell and brunette stunner Charlie Forde – just ask Isiah Maxwell, who gets to spend some time in that enviable position in a new release from Adult Time’s Up Close VR series....

JEDDAH, Saudi Arabia – Apologies for the befuddled nature of the headline above folks, but please understand: it’s not every day that I find myself writing about a company known for its premium personal lubricants expanding the footprint of its brand in the Kingdom of Saudi...

SAN DIEGO, Calif. – The last time I got laid at a business conference, it was made possible by the fact my then-wife came with me. Hopefully, there will be a next time – and I’ll have the good fortune of running into a bored, neglected working wife who is as sexually assertive...

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – Life throws some funny coincidences at you sometimes. Like this morning, for instance: I’m waiting for a plumber to arrive to replace a 60+ year-old shutoff valve on the back of my house, along with the 60+ year-old supply pipe that connects to it – and find...

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – You know, I thought I might be at a loss for something to do on Black Friday, when many of my fellow Americans doubtlessly will be descending upon Big Box stores to fight and tear each other apart over who gets the honor of buying overpriced plastic crap at...