TELFORD, England – It’s never easy to determine how much weight you should give information offered about a place with which you aren’t familiar, whether the information is local escort service reviews, driving directions, the best locations for anonymous public restroom-based...

KANSAS CITY, Mo. – I’ve always been confused by Kansas City, in no small part because, while the name of the place clearly implies it’s in Kansas, the half of the city stubbornly insists on being in Missouri instead. Mismatched geographic nomenclature aside, I have a new reason...

MONTREAL – This just in: Brazzers is giving away free porn! I know what you’re thinking: The government must have replaced the 7  in 2017 on your calendar with a 1, thereby magically transporting you back to a time when someone offering Brazzers’ porn for free on Pornhub was...

HOLLYWOOD – In the past 24 hours alone, I’ve seen come across my cable TV guide listings for multiple competitive video gaming broadcasts, a reality television show in which people try to guess which of two (or maybe more?) chefs preparing their food isn’t really a chef,...

MALLORCA, Spain – There’s a certain letdown I experience whenever a public figure I don’t already assume to be an utter jackass (there are still several, believe it or not) offers a hard-to-believe explanation for some behavior they’ve engaged in or words they’ve uttered after...

NEW YORK – I must admit, so far as dumb porn-publicity ploys go, at least this one makes sense from a nomenclature standpoint. With New York Governor Andrew Cuomo backing the idea of corporate sponsorships for New York City subway stations, it was probably only a matter of time...

ROME – In a recent review of more than 400,000 mobile devices used by Italian public officials, the Parliamentary Commission on Public Digital Administration and Waste found plenty of evidence showing the device-holders had used their equipment for far more than work-related...

FREDERICTON, Canada – According to researchers from the University of New Brunswick (UNB), women who watch porn develop “unrealistic expectations” regarding men’s sexual performance and prowess. “Intercourse is shown to last longer than average, men sustain erections longer and...

GRANTHAM, England – Deidre Sanders, the “agony aunt” of Britain’s The Sun tabloid, wants everybody to know Michaela Snell’s porn habit isn’t a bit of harmless fun. It’s a damaging addiction that is ruining Snell’s relationships and causing her to raise her children in...

MARKET HARBOROUGH, England – For a correctional facility that is arguably best known for an escape in which two inmates were lifted by helicopter from its exercise yard, HM Prison Gartree currently finds itself combating what seems like a far less dramatic form of security...