By Mick Masnike Special to YNOT REDWOOD CITY, Calif. – How many times has this happened to you: You’re surfing links on ThePirateBay, just looking for a decent, currently-in-theaters movie to watch without having to line the pockets of some (probably racist) Hollywood movie mogul...

By Dewey Truman Special to YNOT EL CENTRO, Calif. – According to a partial section of a British newspaper found on the floor in a convenience store restroom, Google searches for the term “porn” are to blame for a recently filed celebrity divorce. “The break up… Google… Ms....

WOODLAND HILLS, Calif. – In yet another timely and topical entry in its “Ask A Porn Star” series, adult entertainment studio Oak Missile probes the touchy subject of police misconduct, asking performers “What is the Strangest Police Interaction You’ve Had?” Now you can hear all...

By Sasha McTush and Kristoff Bichens Special To YNOT LOS ANGELES – If anyone still has doubts concerning the uselessness of prayer or the abject folly of religious faith, recent natural disasters, ongoing issues with rampant disease and the general lack of consequence experienced...

WELLINGTON, New Zealand – Representatives of the Asia-Pacific Amateur Championship (APAC) staunchly denied releasing a statement about racial inequality in the adult film industry, despite published reports attributing the comments to the golf tournament earlier this week. “While...

By Prudence Beecher Special to YNOT CUPERTINO, Calif. – For my money, there’s nothing more upsetting than searching for something innocuous, like roosters of uncommon size, and being confronted with images of engorged penises simply because I chose to express what I was looking...

By Francis Phelan Special to YNOT NEW YORK – Back in June, when the city of New York first started filtering the online content available via its free Wi-Fi kiosks, I penned a reasonable, rational plea for sanity, asking officials and residents of the city to simply ignore those...

SAN DIEGO – In a paper published last month in the journal Behavioral Sciences, physicians working for the U.S. Navy reported a massive increase in erectile dysfunction among young servicemen. The Navy doctors hypothesized the increase is directly connected to internet porn use....

LOS ANGELES – EwePronz, the web’s 137th most popular destination for unlimited, high-quality, free, high-definition porn, is joining in on the immense excitement of National Book Month, ranking fans’ 20 most popular female characters from the world of literature. To come up...

SANTA FE, N.M. – An independent erotic filmmaker has moved to address what she calls a “stunning lack of diversity” in the political porn parody genre, creating what is believed to be the first third-party political porn parody since the 1992 release Deep Inside Ross Perot....