METROPOLIS – In response to the porn industry’s reported intent to stop depicting one of his Justice League peers, a clearly bitter Superman said the smut business should show him the same courtesy. “I’ve been reading articles this week about the porn industry’s plan to stop...

LAS VEGAS – With its landmark 5,750th day of continuous existence just around the corner, the backers of the Free Porn Millennium (FPM) promotion say all 37,481 FPM sites will continue to provide free porn on demand to mark the occasion. “We thought about doing something...

MONTREAL – In the wake of the revelation nearly 800,000 user accounts for popular porn tube site SmutNucleus have been compromised, this morning users of the site’s forum section found themselves retroactively questioning their own judgment. “Anybodies can watch videos on this...

HERMOSA BEACH, Calif. – A porn performer who has proudly declared her support for Donald Trump held a press conference today at The Hermosa Fun Farm, a Hermosa Beach-based “retro” videogame arcade, to announce the establishment of her own Super PAC to benefit Trump’s campaign....

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. – A Christian porn star known for wearing his religion on his sleeve is defending the prayer pose he strikes after ejaculating. He said the act is “a loving and humble gesture of sincere thanks to God, not a means of bringing attention to myself.” “When I kneel...

SALT LAKE CITY – Clayton Osmond has been a porn fan his entire adult life, starting when he was a college student at Utah State in the early 1990s. In the 22 years since graduation, Osmond has amassed an impressive collection of what he considers “classic” erotica, from a...

LONDON – Attorneys for the porn-style mustache are declaring victory this week without even having gone to court. The declared victory comes in a conflict over controversial former UKIP leader Nigel Farage briefly adopting the distinctive facial hair style as part of his look....

HOLLYWOOD – Upon discovering the company had accidentally named a new comic book hero after a porn-parody character, the production team that created the superheroine has announced a name change for the planned motion picture featuring “Ironheart,” a female counterpart to...

By Prudence Beecher Special to YNOT WASHINGTON – In the age of social media, it’s more important than ever for our role models and public figures to be cautious and vigilant about the ideas they express and the company they keep. If you’re not careful, even the smartest and most...

By Mike Foreman Special to YNOT EL PINACATE, Mexico –  An inescapable truth appears to be lost on all the half-assed environmentalists and Prius-driving quasi-hippies out there: The single biggest threat to this planet is the human species. No amount of growing your own...