By Prudence Beecher Special to YNOT CLEVELAND – For years now, social conservatives like myself have been trying to raise awareness about the dangers of porn, promiscuity, homosexuality, Harry Potter books and Mexicans, lobbying our elected officials to do something, anything, to...

By Sasha McTush Special to YNOT VAN NUYS, Calif. – As a porn performer who has appeared in more than 700 scenes in the past two years alone, I get really sick of hearing every girl who has ever showed her tits on film referred to as a “porn star.” To me, you shouldn’t be honored...

OAK BROOK, Ill. – Famous for its child-protective policy of serving enormous lumps of meat-like substances smothered in healthy, fat-fortified, cheese-like substances, the McDonald’s Corporation has again demonstrated its ongoing commitment to the wellbeing of consumers by adding...

NEW YORK – In response to a recent video in which various porn stars revealed which historical figures they’d like to fuck, several significant authors, politicians and scientists released statements today through respected necromancer Edward Johns, giving their perspective on...

CANOGA PARK, Calif. – In the latest installment of its “Ask A Smut-Star” Q&T&A series, adult entertainment studio Oak Missile asked a handful of male porn performers what they really think about “facials,” the variety of ejaculatory “money shot” in which the male...

WASHINGTON – With election season approaching, the entire country is getting ready to vote – not only to indicate which pathologically lying egomaniac we prefer to have occupying the White House for the next four years, but on all sorts of important ballot measures and...

By Karen Komly Special to YNOT SAN DIEGO – As you may have read, at a recent gathering of Mensa in San Diego, a number of porn performers like myself were invited to “rub shoulders” with the big-brained membership of the high IQ society. The term used in the invitation is one I...

By Kenton Blare Special to YNOT SYRACUSE, N.Y. – I guess I must not be famous enough, because I swear to god I’m the only person who has been humiliated on the internet in a porn-related story gone viral to whom nobody in the adult entertainment industry has subsequently offered...

By Kaye White Special to YNOT LOS ANGELES – As a straight woman who’s a big fan of gay porn, nothing gets me hotter than the fantasy of two heterosexual men deciding to experiment with gay sex after a night of drinking cheap beer, watching violent sports and talking about which...

By Butch Osmond Special to YNOT ALPINE, Utah – Growing up, I remember hearing it over and over again: A dog is a man’s best friend. But just like some of your human friends, it turns out some dogs will roll on you in a heartbeat once the cops get involved. I gotta say, even...