LAS VEGAS, Nev. – Life presents many challenges. Some of these challenges are the literal, “throw down the gauntlet” type challenges, others are metaphorical challenges like the struggle to get out of bed after staying too late at your friend’s Christmas party, where you drank too much of everything, from eggnog to whisky to turkey gravy to turkey gravy mixed with eggnog and whisky.

And then there’s the sort of challenge issued by adult star Mindi Mink, the latest of which is “Mindi Mink Gives Christina Carter a Lesbian Challenge.” (Spoiler alert/ good news: There’s no indication in the release announcement that this challenge involves turkey gravy.)

Now available across Mindi’s official platforms, including ManyVids, LoyalFans, Clips4Sale, and iWantClips, the new scene follows Mindi’s recent pairings in “MILF Wrestling Mania” and “Lesbian MILF Lingerie Reunion.”

In her new scene with Christina Carter, the two buxom MILF stars “deliver another unforgettable performance packed with playful competition, intense flirting and explosive girl/girl passion,” the release announcement explains.

“The action kicks off after a steamy workout when Christina boasts about her strength, challenging Mindi to an arm-wrestling match,” the announcement continues. “Mindi dominates both rounds—with a distracting kiss and plenty of teasing thrown in—proving she’s the alpha.”

Mindi isn’t also the omega, is she? Because I think that’s supposed to be Jesus’ job.

“The flirtation escalates as they slip into sexy lingerie, taunting each other’s legendary curves and bigger tits. What follows is an erotic ‘titty match’ of squeezing, bouncing, and worshipful nipple sucking and licking.”

I gotta say, this sounds a lot more enjoyable than the challenges on Top Chef. Although Mindi demanding that Christina make her a frittata while simultaneously masturbating would have been a pretty pimp move.

“But the ultimate showdown? A no-holds-barred pussy-to-pussy tribbing challenge where the first to cum loses!”

Is the viewer involved in this last challenge, as well? Because I’m pretty sure I’d lose.

“Christina brings out my competitive, playful side every time,” Mindi said. “From arm-wrestling to tit play to that intense tribbing finale, this scene is pure heat with big tits, hairy pussy passion and orgasms that will leave fans begging for more!”

Christina noted that Mindi “always knows how to challenge me in the sexiest ways.”

“This one has it all: strength, teasing, worship, and grinding until someone explodes,” Christina added. “Who’s on top? You’ll have to watch to find out!”

Sounds to me like regardless of whether Mindi or Christina comes out on top, the real winners here are the viewers.

“Mindi Mink Gives Christina Carter a Lesbian Challenge” is available now for purchase through Mindi’s LoyalFans page.