LONDON, ENGLAND — When God – or evolution – created the human body, it included many different bits and pieces. Arms, legs, hands, feet, fingers, toes, muscles, bones, and all manner of icky, sloppy, furniture-staining liquids. As far back as science has been able to track,...

MARINA DEL REY, CA — While the International Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers didn’t exactly quote Patrick Henry in a letter to the Department of Commerce earlier this month, the chairman of the organization did say it was time for the U.S. government to give...

MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA — The monsters currently tearing up the jerky cam big screen via Coverfield aren’t the only forces of nature capturing the attention of tech-loving Americans. Mozilla, the code behind a once-great, then obscure — if not downright dormant, web browser...

GLENDALE, AZ — Adrian Ross thought he had put together the perfect team for Super Bowl XLII, but on Wednesday the Glendale City Council ejected the quarterback.Ross, a former linebacker for the Cincinnati Bengals, planned to raise funds for his Maddbackers Foundation by...

LEBANON, TN — Now-ex Tennessee Highway Patrolman James Randy Moss had no idea that the early morning traffic stop on May 7th, 2007, would forever change his life; but it did. Not only is he very much out of a job now, he will also spend the next four years on probation,...

REDMOND, WA — Microsoft Corp. may unveil the next incarnation of its ubiquitous operating system, cleverly code-named Windows 7, as soon as the second half of 2009, according to a development roadmap recently released by the company. Previously, Windows 7 was not expected...

SPRINGFIELD, MO — It didn’t take long for the Springfield, MO police department to figure out who the so-called “sex toy bandit” was. After all, it’s not the first time he’s broken into adult shops and walked out with merchandise. It’s apparently just something that he does...

MEMPHIS, TN — An ordinance that took effect January 1st requires workers at adult-oriented businesses and the owners of those businesses to be licensed annually before they’re allowed to work in Shelby County.Bartenders, waitresses, dancers, bouncers, store clerks,...

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ARLINGTON, TX — Thank God for the self-sacrificing work of Arlington’s undercover vice squad and the Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission. Without their constant vigilance, the city might have been covered up by uncovered bosoms.Prior to the passage of stricter sexually...