MENASHA, WI — Despite the complete absence of adult-entertainment establishments within the town’s borders, Menasha, WI officials on Monday unanimously passed an ordinance disallowing the sale of alcoholic beverages at any that might crop up in the future. The local...

HOLLYWOOD, CA — What do Leonardo DiCaprio, Tom Cruise, and Hugh Hefner have in common? According to Hollywood insider buzz, the first two men are in hot competition to portray the third in an in-development biopic set for release in 2009 – the year Hefner turns 83....

MUSKOGEE, OK — Poor, imprisoned millionaire softcore porn mogul, Joe Francis. The guy just can’t catch a break. The way he sees it, everyone is out to get him because of his money. Everybody just wants a piece of him – or at least a piece of his fame. Because of this, he is...

LOS ANGELES, CA — Not the Bradys may be making it big in the adult entertainment industry, but the man who played the middle son for the series that inspired the X-Play/Hustler satire is apparently a man with conventional sexual tastes, in spite of hooking up with a...

AUSTIN, MN — It’s official: The word “spam” can be used for unsolicited email. A federal appeals board has ruled against Hormel Foods Corp’s argument that the use of the term damages Hormel’s trademark on the canned pork product it introduced in 1937.Hormel sued Seattle,...

LOS ANGELES, CA — Seth Rogen seems to be doing things backwards these days. First he made a baby with Katherine Heigl in the box-office hit Knocked Up. Now, according to Celebrity News Service, he plans to make a porno.Shouldn’t the porn have come before the sex? Whatever....

STAUNTON, VA — Staunton, VA is a bastion of small-town Americana. Commonwealth’s Attorney Ray Robertson — who describes himself as a lifelong Democrat who believes in “liberal causes,” enjoys Michael Moore’s documentaries and respects Hugh Hefner — wants to keep it that...

CZECH REPUBLIC — Imagine this scenario: You are a young man in his early 20s who spends quite a bit of time surfing porn on the Web. When you find something you really like — say, a video featuring a minor European celebrity en flagrant — you download it from the site, rip...

BURKE, WI — Love can make a man do crazy things. Irrational, sometimes even illegal things. That’s certainly what happened to 26-year-old Jose Sandoval, whose love that dare not speak its name is powerfully directed toward women of the more inflatable kind. Or perhaps it’s...

QUAKERTOWN, PA — Determined to be a “family friendly” place to live, officials in a two-square-mile parcel of land known as Quakertown may effectively outlaw nude dancing, adult bookstores, and other adult entertainment within the borough’s boundaries.With a name like...